Wendy's Fires Jesse Macbeth After Investigation Reveals He Did Not Win Two Grill Action Badges (GAB's) While Working At McDonald's (Updated)

The Mudville Gazette guides us to Jesse Macbeth's DD-214 that is posted by McQ.  As he says, it is time for Macbeth to cut his losses and go away. If he does not, it will likely be a sign that the person claiming to be his sister is correct, he  is mentally ill.

Wendy's spokesman Wendy Thomas announced that Jesse Macbeth was fired after an investigation revealed that he was not awarded two Grill Action Badges while employed at McDonald's as he had claimed on his job application. Wendy's was also unable to confirm whether Macbeth had attended Special Sauce Assessment and Selection and the Special Sauce Qualification Course before serving with the 1st Special Sauce Group (Chairborne) during his tour of duty at McDonald's. They had also been unable to determine whether he had attended the GRill Indoctrination Program (GRIP) prior to his assignment to the grill

When asked about Macbeth's career at McDonald's, spokesman Ronald McDonald initially had no comment but when pressed, admitted that there was no evidence Macbeth had ever served at McDonald's in any capacity.

Thanks to Blackfive for the Track Back. Make sure you stop by there and see Jesse Macbeth's Reasons for Lying.  Michelle Malkin has some great links as well. Thanks to Mudville Gazette for the Open Post.

Comments

[BloodSpite]

Freaking hysterical!