The Opinionator is in Toronto traveling on business. Whenever I travel up here, I am treated to the sight of young Canadians wearing Canadian Flags on all their suitcases, backpacks, etc. Today was no exception as I followed a Canadian in his early twenties off the plane and through Customs. I have been told by the Canadians I work with up here that they adorn themselves in the Maple Leaf not so much as to proclaim their pride in being Canadian, which I would respect and understand; but to let the world know that they are not American. We have all heard a twist on this story. You know, young Americans travel the world pretending to be Canadian to avoid the shame of being identified as American.
Well I have a suggestion to my Canadian friends that want to be avoid being mistaken for the hated Americans. First, ditch the Levi's. Second, do the same with the Nikes. Ditto on the iPod and Old navy shirt. And lastly, to my new Canadian friend from today, don't wear a New York Yankees hat! These simple steps should help save our cousins to the north the shame of being identified as Americans.